Sincerely, me.
me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

semicastrated:

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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My drunk thoughts are the worst kind of thoughts

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

unseelie-prince:

I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

aggressively positive spider